Rottweiler - Loyal, loving, lovable. Everything a guy should be, but usually isn't.
German Shepherd - Underestimated. Viciousness camouflaged with fur. Like that SOB who wants your promotion
Great Dane - the saint. Not the Val Kilmer type either.
Golden Retriever - Furry fusspot. Remember the popular girl in high-school? Now imagine she's nice too. Ugh.
Labrador - Chupa rustum. Fat furball. As bitchy as its human.
Pomeranian - Think of a wailing baby. With fur. A snout & beady eyes. And teeth. And attitude.
German Shepherd - Underestimated. Viciousness camouflaged with fur. Like that SOB who wants your promotion
Great Dane - the saint. Not the Val Kilmer type either.
Golden Retriever - Furry fusspot. Remember the popular girl in high-school? Now imagine she's nice too. Ugh.
Labrador - Chupa rustum. Fat furball. As bitchy as its human.
Pomeranian - Think of a wailing baby. With fur. A snout & beady eyes. And teeth. And attitude.
